God how do I describe myself to people? Like I want to be honest with them but at the same time not freak them out.

Like should I tell them about my obsession with Oprah? or Disneyland? or Asian babies?

Or how I sleep with a fan on every day of my life and can’t fall asleep without music an how much I really hate fetuses because they’re creepy af 

Or how I break almost everything I touch omg

i just want to room with someone who is actually cool and preferably from socal so that we can admire the beauty of our hometown against the ugliness of SF together