God how do I describe myself to people? Like I want to be honest with them but at the same time not freak them out.
Like should I tell them about my obsession with Oprah? or Disneyland? or Asian babies?
Or how I sleep with a fan on every day of my life and can’t fall asleep without music an how much I really hate fetuses because they’re creepy af
Or how I break almost everything I touch omg
i just want to room with someone who is actually cool and preferably from socal so that we can admire the beauty of our hometown against the ugliness of SF together