January 2012
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
mooshrum:
if you escape what I escape, you’d be in Paris getting fucked up too!
dat shit cray
aint it jay?
what she order?
fish filet
I think I just wrote my first heartfelt status on facebook.
who am i
~*lol new year new me*~ txt it b33tch3zzzzz***!!!!1111111
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
art critic: what a beautiful, classic piece of art! the mona lisa is surely going to go down in history as one of the greatest masterpieces of renaissance times. bravo, leonardo da vinci, bravo!
mona lisa: haha ewww omg no i look so ugly lmfao xD i wasn't even wearing any makeup in this pic..
new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
Watchsummeris4ever:
ireblog4weed:
This is ME before an EXAM :O
this type of shit happened at my junior high every fucking day. especially the banging on the desk. everyone did it
gpoy
Watchgetoutofhellfree:
lickmypersuasion:
yell0w-bird:
Beyoncé being a hoodrat again lol
OH MY GOD
BEYONCE DANCING TO BIRTHDAY CAKE
BEST THING EVER
i hit the reblog button before it even loaded tbh
i am so in lesbians with her
P.S.
I forgot to add something to my New Year’s Resolution
4. (?) Love more and hate less.
I feel like I have too much anger and hatred into my soul and it is finally time to let go of all of that and start fresh.
Also, I’ve come to realize that being crucially honest makes me an ass hole. So I’m going to start biting my tongue before I criticize. Just because that’s how my...
Resolutions for 2012
Study Udy Udy. I need to eat, sleep, and breathe USC. I will go to USC
Lose weight. Goal: 40 lbs.
Get a job (actually, this should be number one)
Be more social in SF
Highlights of 2011(in no particular order)
Asking Ryan to Sadies (even though it ended badly, that particular moment was still great)
Going to Paris and London
Meeting Joel<3333333333333333 (my hottie tour guide from London)
Versaille
My baby cousin’s birth
Getting my nose pierced
Getting accepted into SFSU on my last day in Paris, France<3
My 18th birthday
P R O M
High school graduation!
Every single trip to...
I am now following the track “Urth Caffe”
i know i’m an addict but i cant stop
YAY
no more of that ugly bleach color in my hair!
My uncle’s wife dyed it for me so that I didn’t have to go spend $80+ at a salon.
It’s not the EXACT color as the rest of my hair, but it sure beats that nasty color it was before.
That area is a little darker so maybe if I give it a couple of days it will start to fade
ah im so happy.
How teens and adults text
thehappyincident:
xoxomandapanda:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
This is painfully true.
