March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Watchhellomichello:
ethanwederell:
k1mkardashian:
corgis playing tetherball
CUTIES HOLY SHIT
OMG THEIR BUTTS
i love corgi butts
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Laughing is my favorite.: New Role for Emma →
Sofia Coppola has tapped Emma Watson to star in “The Bling Ring,” the true story of a group of teenagers who commit a string of celebrity burglaries. Coppola will write and direct the pic, and will produce with brother Roman Coppola and Youree Henley. Executive producers are Fred Roos and…
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
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